Suddenly a fierce sqwack sounded from the rocks to her right. A tiny ball of feathers burst out and attacked her with claws and beak. Rill yelped, more out of surprise than hurt or fear and automatically sent a light hammer crashing down on the tiny beast's head. It died instantly.
It was a chicken. She rolled her eyes.
"Oh good. I'll be able to tell my guildmates all about the fearsome beast I faced at the entrance of Mount Doom and wasted a powerful judgement spell on." She sighed then noticed something odd.
The chicken was carrying something. Or at least, it looked like it had. She had never seen a chicken with loot before and she'd killed thousands of them. Rolling the corpse over with her foot she found a canister of some sort. It had a lid. She picked it up, opened it and sniffed. It was....fizzy. And smelled like...lemonade but not quite like that either. She took an experimental sip.
It was a lot like the Kaja Cola beverages that the Steamwheedle Cartel goblins raved on and on about. It certainly was delicious and it certainly gave her ideas as she took another sip and eyed the chicken corpse. Surely her quest could wait until after dinner....
Mount Doom Chicken
4 Servings | Prep Time: 10 min; Cook Time: 6 hours | Apprentice
- 1 liter Mountain Dew
- 1 can Cream of Chicken soup
- 4 Chicken Thighs or Breasts
- 1 can Whole Kernel Corn
- 1/2 jar Capers, drained
- 1 bag California Medley Vegetables
- 2 cup White Rice, uncooked
- 1 cup Cheddar Cheese, optional
Strategies: Don't use flat soda. The carbonation in the soda makes the chicken fall-apart-tender!
LFM: A nice parfait or a scoop of ice cream for dessert.
- Mountain Dew | $1.00
- Cream of Chicken soup | $0.75
- Chicken Breasts | $2.00
- Whole Kernel Corn | $0.50
- Capers, drained | $1.00
- California Medley Vegetables | $1.00
Cost Per Serving: $1.57
Category: Apprentice, Hardcore
*This meal contains staple items such as spices that you may or may not have in your pantry so your cost may vary.